Wonder Twins – Lyrics

If only our government was like the Wonder Twins

The parties would transform, and help us all save our skins

They’d use their powers to help

Those who never get their way

But when they activate their powers

This is what they say…..

Shape of an asshole

Form of a cunt

We’ll work together

If there’s something we both want

But otherwise we’ll piss and moan and waste away our time

And if you want anything from us

Bring your money and get in line

The Wonder Twins are good and strong and always help the weak

But the parties only give a damn to hear themselves speak

If only they would fight

For those in their purvey

But when touch their rings together

This is what they say….

Shape of an asshole

Form of a dick

All this talk of helping people

Kinda makes us sick

Cause all we do is piss and moan and waste away our time

And if you want anything from us

Bring your money and get in line!